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Prove you are DDE-ready. Or, Let Your Bank, Insurer or Escrow Service Provider Contact Us

From your local financial institution, private surety service company, or government-provided escrow service, to Internet-based escrow, or "blockchain smart contract" providers(such as, whoever/whatever provides insurance, a letter of credit, performance bond, or escrow service to you. Show us you are with them before we call you. If you are a Fortune 500, headquartered in the U.S., China, or Japan, we would let our bank contact you first.

How should your escrow service providers(not you) contact us?

DDE($1500~$1 million) matters. Make them get in contact with us, OR you show us you are CryptoCurrency-DDE-Ready if nobody would contact us for you before you submit your proposal or application to us. Your financial service providers or your business guarantors may know more about you than we do. And they would do their jobs to help you do business with us, effectively, professionally, and profitably. Yes, we expect calls from your embassies and local government representatives. Even a broke high school student is qualified to do business with us. It's simple: if you have $1500+, and are DDE-ready, we could conduct business activities, to grow up together. $300 discount on minimum DDE amount for those, who tell the NZ government they are illegitimate. According to New Zealand law, New Zealand public and crime victims have the right to take real law enforcement actions to send them to jail, or hell, if they insist on preferring the latter. DDE & Smart contracts are the game changer and the future of the world. Soon, these New Zealand scumbags can't survive anyway, the question is why not help them make it quick now?

Note: 1, DDE is not required for international (government) buyers, who would do business with AlienPuppy-DirtyNewZealand Inc ( As "the Seller/the Bidder"). Read the " Aerospace & Defense" page for details.

2, You might not be required to proceed with DDE, if your brokers or Alien Purchasing Agents(APA) take the DDE responsibilities for you. Please confirm with them, before you proceed with anything with us.

Non-DDE-Brokerage is ALWAYS welcomed. Get DDE-ready suppliers to contact us, make them deal with us, and you earn a big commission, for whatever you or they would do for us. We even hire gardeners or seek gardening services. Revolving-Credit DDE may apply, to boom your businesses with us dramatically.

About "Contact Us":1, we are trying to make an effective business; 2, we believe our time is MORE EXPENSIVE than yours; 3, Our procurement managers speak YOUR languages. If you are DDE- ready, wasting your resources is a SIN. Your work is more important than our money and our lives. If our managers do anything wrong to you, PLEASE share your complaints with us at complaints # AlienPuppyTenders. we'd shut down our business if our solutions and further actions can't make you satisfied. Thank you for joining us, to help our business.

Please view the "Approved Escrow Service Provider List" before making them contact us for you. OR, you may write to us directly with your selected AUTHORIZED Internet/Blockchain Escrow/smart contract provider information ATTACHED (Google & research " smart contract"). DO NOT waste YOUR time on US, if you are not DDE-ready. We are upgrading AlienPuppyTenders Program Publishing System. Please ask for details in an email, for available programs that you believe you fit. We are DDE(smart contract)-based, and you may contact us, whenever you believe you can prove that you are DDE-ready.

We DO NOT mind complying with your conditions; We/you DO mind you/we don't honor contracts that you/we drafted and signed for and consented. Digital DDE/smart contracts will be the only way in the business world. Research " China's digital yuan" to boost your brain with Mr. Satoshi's brain.

The DirtyNewZealand Program tells us anything is possible to happen to ANYONE, including those mentioned criminals hidden inside the New Zealand national administrative system and the NZ public, without DDE protection. The difference is we manage a very long supply chain, so we can't afford any "surprise". Business failure is not a surprise for us if we can foresee "it might happen" in the contract you signed for.

Equal Business & Employment matters. The only goal is to create values for each other, and nothing else. As a buyer, paying you right, and on time is one and the only main value that we could create for you. The world's largest banks and blockchain-based DDE service provider could speak to you, for us, upon your request.

The most important thing is to try and inspire people so that they can be great in whatever they want to do. So if at first, you don't succeed, find out if the loser gets anything. And never forget "A good reputation is more valuable than money." On AlienPuppyTenders, No Bullshit, No Time Waste, and No Cool Web Presence. The only things we can give to you are :





and DDE ( Dual Deposit Escrow/Smart Contract) can meet all the requirements and conditions (ALL THE REQUIREMENTS & CONDITIONS) we both have for EACH OTHER. Effective business creates values, EFFECTIVELY. The only question is " Do you know what you want? And are you professional & experienced enough to get what you want in the market? "

You are wasting your precious time on us, if you don't understand what LIFE, SCIENCE, TECHNOLOGY, LAW, FAIRNESS, HUMAN SOUL & DIGNITY means to Homo sapiens. Watch these movies, before having your "smart contract" guarantor contact us:

1, "The banker" (2020), starring Samuel Jackson. This movie tells you how you should do business with us.

2, "Swordfish", starring John Travolta. Both this movie and NZ police & judge tell NZ prisoners, " if you are still boxed in jail, you are NOBODY. you need support from NZ law, Justice, AlienPuppyTenders & KOMO ." NZ police & judge criminals could still fool around anywhere outside of jails in NZ, like before. Sadly, you can't, the only reason is " you are nobody, and you don't know how to cooperate with others, seamlessly and effectively".

3, "Law Abiding Citizen", starring Gerard Butler. This movie tells you about "law", " Justice", "the human soul" and "eye for an eye". Want to find solutions for the public? Want to get paid for doing what you love? Working with us should be an option.

4, "Murder in a courtroom Indian predator". The Indian public knows more about real law and justice. In New Zealand, it seems nobody cares about the law, because everybody knows there are no laws applied to somebody inside the illegitimate government, until when he/she suffers something serious one day.

What to proceed with after your initial contact with us:

Step 1: Research "smart contract", "blockchain", and " Dual Deposit Escrow" on the Internet, such as: on the IBM website. If you prefer to speak to your local banks regarding the DDE service they provide, just do it. Verify the DDE of each other; We know you don't want to finally realize that we would love to buy your $100,000 products, but we only have $10 in our hands. Wasting your/our time is SIN. Fortunately, the DDE is a sin killer for both sides. We introduce our programs very specifically after we know the fields of your expertise, and after you open your mouth for whatever you believe we might need from you. Somebody lets you visit our website? Someone told you we wanted to do business with you? Yes! submit your proposal to us for WHATEVER you SELL. You'd never know we also hire laborers for walking dogs or playing tennis if you are not a DDE-ready applicant. The information you may collect on our website is very limited, but you still can tell our business goals and needs. So your business proposal to us shouldn't leave the core too far before our business meeting initiates.

Step 2: Not interested? Leave with " Just Made a Friend with AlienPuppy" satisfaction. Very interested? O.K. If our programs are attractive to you, you may make a proposal video(shorter than 15 minutes)/document, which, or the final version of which could be FORMALLY used and seen as a part of our contract. Screen capturing video or mere product/service introduction and explanation video is acceptable. ( We need it in both writings and videos). We are 100% sure we have jobs or business opportunities you are good at if you exactly are who you claim you are.

Step 3: Technical analysis and negotiation: Draft contract and settle AlienDDE© contract terms with both us and DDE service providers. You write your rules in the contract, and we'd love to follow them. AlienDDE© contracting APP and/or our provided AlienDDE© equipment might be utilized. AlienHardware® is not necessarily needed for the unclassified contract.

Step 4: Start our cooperation. Again, no matter what, cooperating with us won't make you lose even a cent. Dishonoring the contracts you signed will make both of us lose both time and money.

Note: You can't get our response, and your message will be automatically deleted, if there's no sign of proving you are DDE-ready/You would work on DDE with us, in your first contact. You visit our website because you are expecting business opportunities with us and vice versa. But if you can't be aware of what we want, of what you can provide to us for exchange of payment from us, if you can't see our business through, if you can't figure out very specific business needs of ours, if you can't send us your K.I.S.S effective proposal, including details of your quote, in writing, and/or in demo videos, both of us are not qualified to do business and grow up with each other. that's, you are wasting your time on us. To us, wasting your time and making you leave with an empty pocket is a SIN.

A failure is not always a mistake, it may simply be the best one can do under the circumstances. The real mistake is to stop trying. The more failures you "achieved" with us, for more big or small AlienPuppy programs, the more financial rewards, trust & friendship you can be awarded by us, and the more successes you should expect coming soon. Today, our best friends and most powerful self-defense weapons are our suppliers and clients, who are in the DDE relationship with us. Theoretically, 100,000 Alien Puppy website readers are not as effective and problem-resolving, and valuable as only 1(ONE) new DDE supplier, recommended by our DDE partners.

Clear is Kind; Unclear is Unkind.

AlienPuppy, Not Your Average Puppy!

AlienPuppyTenders® recommends Japan government-offered escrow service for DDE deployment: Easy, Low/Zero Cost, and Trustworthy. From $1,500 to $1 million single transaction, they care about you, not the money amount. Real law, justice, and fairness, ( completely different from fake NZ laws and so-called NZ law enforcement & judges). This is the core reason why Japan can stand at the top of the world. Not all island nations are the same!

Our official email address for business communication is: HIRE [at] Mail Server is in Russia; the Mail server is in the U.S. Pick your preferred channel to reach us. We are legally responsible for all email communication with you, sent to/from the official email addresses of AlienPuppyTenders® mentioned above. The emails from NON-OFFICIAL email addresses of AlienPuppyTenders® may be sent by our global partners and/or some unidentified individuals, such as the criminals hidden inside the illegitimate New Zealand government. All of them are adults over 21 years old, and "Viewer discretion is advised" may not apply to them.

All your communication with us, including personal email messages, on the Internet (that you know) is available to the Public and legitimate governments.

DO NOT send any confidential data to us on this Internet. We only take encrypted transmission, generated with our provided OS systems of both hardware and software, on both or multiple authorized ends, through AES DoD 1024, Blockchain III, military data link & future quantum communication.

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